You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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