youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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