How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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