it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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