She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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