no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize
