It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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