can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
