I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I need to calm my uterus...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
