Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
