Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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