I hate all girls vehemently.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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