i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Alive.
So much puke
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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