Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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