he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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