Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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