Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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