i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
