so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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