A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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