But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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