oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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