He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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