Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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