we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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