I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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