Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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