I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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