If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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