I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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