I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
What a dumb baby whore.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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