i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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