It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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