It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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