Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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