i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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