So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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