Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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