Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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