i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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