you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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