I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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