Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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