Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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