pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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