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well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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