too bad you live with your parents still
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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