Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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