1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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