my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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