True but thats because hes a fetus.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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