Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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