i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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