All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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