also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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