sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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