I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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